Me: "Okay. What?"
Easton: "Well, I have a girlfriend."
Me: "Oh really?! Wow. What's her name?"
Easton: {long pause} "Uhhh...I can't remember. BUT, she is beautiful!"
Me: "Well, that's pretty great, but is she nice? It's important that she is nice too."
Easton: "Oh yeah! She is nice....but she is wwwaaaaaayyyyyy beautiful!"
Me: "And, you should probably find out what her name is since she is your girlfriend and all..."
Easton came home from school the next day, and proudly announced that his beautiful girlfriend's name is, Millie.
